I haven't found much of anything "funny" lately; I must need to pedal more!?
Anyway, I did find this kind of funny and sad!! LMFAO
This morning I went to enroll my dogs for welfare. At first the lady at the Welfare office said, "Are you crazy, dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”
I explained to her that I didn't understand why they should be excluded from consideration. I told her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and haveno clue as to who their Daddy's are.
All of them expect me to feed them, provide them with housing, medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks next Friday. Is this is a great country or what?
Fear and self-loathing on the campaign trail
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